Monday, July 26

Motivation

Dear SoC,

Please give me a PhD, because I know how to make loose associations. Just today, I have established that Marian and Aurel Vlaicu and Traian Vuia (two romanian flying pioneers) have the same bald patch.

It follows that this particular bald style, i.e. high around the sides of the forehead, leaving a small bear's tail in between, is a shape prone to aerodynamics. Figure 1 shows Marian's bald patch (notice how hot his girlfriend is).

Figure 1. The Bald Patch of Marian


As we can see in Figure 2, Marian's bald patch is very similar with Aurel Vlaicu's bald patch.

Figure 2. The Bald Patch of Aurel Vlaicu


Figure 3 shows Traian Vuia's bald patch. The similarity here is not as obvious, specifically because Traian Vuia seems to be applying a comb-over technique.

Figure 3. The Bald Patch of Traian Vuia



As it can be seen, all men showcase the same type of bald patch. As a conclusion, I could only recommend that either Marian starts taking flying lessons, or that he starts taking physics and engineering lessons for his future career as an airplane designer.

Future work includes establishing the social impact of the bald patches of famous men. For example, as it can be seen in Figure 4, which represents a 50 Romanian Leu note, the bald patch of Aurel Vlaicu is heavily stylized and diminished. The reasons for this modification remain a research challenge.



Best regards,
Claudia

1 comment:

RME said...

Brilliant analysis! :-)